J. Quotes

This boy is making up new definitions, and similes.

apparently opening your mouth really wide is the new smile for pictures.

Earlier today-

J: "If someone picks up the spoon, they will beef me."
K & A: "What?!"
K: "What does beef mean?"
J: "beef means to poke and hit."
J: "I like beefaroni so..."
A: "You like the word beefaroni?"
J: "Yeah, it's good."

Earlier this month-

K: "I'm going to sunbathe. It's like taking a bath in the sun."
J: "Oh! you're going to go take a shower in the grass?"